Remember when the comeback “Bye, Felicia” was all the rage a few years ago? Well, it actually originated from an ad-libbed quote from the 1995 movie Friday. And, “You can’t sit with us”? Nowadays, it’s on T-shirts, Etsy mugs and all over the internet, and the famous quote—which originally spawned from the 2003 movie Mean Girls—is used in daily life all the time (usually as a joke these days, though, thankfully). So, next time you need a good chuckle, sit back, relax and enjoy these funny movie quotes.
50 Best Funny Movie Quotes
1. “You sit on a throne of lies.” Elf, 2003 2. “It’s just a flesh wound.” Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975 3. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.“The Princess Bride, 1983 4. “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” Airplane, 1980 5. “You’re killing me, Smalls.” The Sandlot, 1993 6. “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.” The Godfather, 1972 7. “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.” A Christmas Story, 1983 8. “Bye, Felicia.” Friday, 1995 9. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance…” Dumb and Dumber, 1994 10. “Eat my shorts.” The Breakfast Club, 1985 11. “Exsqueeze me?” Wayne’s World, 1992 12. “Inconceivable!” The PrincessBride, 1987 13. “There’s no crying in baseball!” A League of Their Own, 1992 14. “I am a cotton-headed ninny-muggins!” Elf, 2003 15. “As if.” Clueless, 1995 16. “Bend…and snap!” Legally Blonde, 2001 17. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” Anchorman, 2004 18. “Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Food. Eat the food!” Napoleon Dynamite, 2004 19. “That is my least vulnerable spot.” Casablanca, 1942 20. “That boy’s good.” Coming to America, 1988 21. “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” Home Alone, 1990 22. “The dude abides.” The Big Lebowski, 1998 23. “That escalated quickly.” Anchorman, 2004 24. “What is your damage?” Heathers, 1988 25. “Really, really ridiculously good-looking.” Zoolander, 2001 26. “I’ll have what she’s having.” When Harry Met Sally, 1989 27. “What? Like it’s hard?” Legally Blonde, 2003 28. “It’s like I have ESPN or something.” Mean Girls, 2004 29. “This one time, at band camp…” American Pie, 1999 30. “I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” Billy Madison, 1995 31. “Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!” Rush Hour, 1998 32. “That rug really tied the room together, did it not?” The Big Lebowski, 1998 33. “You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” Clueless, 1995 34. “We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for…One million dollars.” Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, 1997 35. “Bueller…Bueller…Bueller.” Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, 1986 36. “‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get!” The Incredibles, 2004 37. “Did I stutter?” The Breakfast Club, 1985 38. “Show me the money!” Jerry Maguire, 1996 39. “I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s.” Deadpool, 2016 40. “I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. I object!” Legally Blonde, 2001 41. “Vegas, baby. Vegas.” Swingers, 1996 42. “I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel.” Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, 1985 43. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” Mean Girls, 2004 44. “I got a Stage 5 clinger.” Wedding Crashers, 2005 45. “You can’t sit with us.” Mean Girls, 2004 46. “Great success!” Borat, 2006 47. “This building has to be at least…three times bigger than this!” Zoolander, 2001 48. “Yeah, but I shoot with this hand.” Blazing Saddles, 1974 49.“It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” The Hangover, 2009 50. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” Mean Girls, 2004 Looking for more funny lines? Flip through these iconic Clueless quotes.
